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These are some lies we made up about Apopka.
A huge warthog has allegedly been witnessed on one or two occasions in Pike Lake before sunrise attempting to conceal a corpse.
An extremely large lynx can repeatedly be witnessed rearranging orbs about down at Barrel Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a law enforcement outfit may be observed often yelling names in the center of Carpenter Branch.
Bigfoot has once in a while been witnessed taking a rest on a bench in a residence close to Apopka.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead is sometimes observed in the backseat of a Buick by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror around midnight. It has been alleged that this particular phantom may be the spirit of a local who passed away here in Apopka before the present.
The ghost of an elderly man with a huge white mustache has been said to have been perceived on several instances in a motor boat on Lake Brantley
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going wild. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to meet.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head was seen pulling a corpse across the ground in Kelly Park before dawn. The phantom didn't mind that there was someone other present. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost may very well
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be a renowned days gone by local of Apopka.
A very large ewe came into sight pulling up weeds in the side yard of a trailer in Apopka.
A huge shrew was observed seeking a box down near the water at Crown Point.
The ghost of a lady with a sack tied around her head came into sight by a guy hiking along a trail near Apopka. The arrival of the watcher startled the spirit who then disappeared. One thing is for certain, it is in all certainty a bloodcurdling phantom that you shouldn't go seeking.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy was perceived in Blue Springs State Park outside the ranger station smoking a pipe.
A space man was witnessed taking a rest on the floor in a house in Apopka.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos has repeatedly been made out looking for somebody at the entrance to Canaveral National Seashore.
A large menacing ghost is regularly seen weeping under a streetlight in Apopka.
A sizeable chilling giant has allegedly been distinguished on one or two occasions rummaging
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around in the closet in the bedroom of an Apopka trailer late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Apopka
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Ghost Sightings From Apopka
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
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