|
| |
Apollo Beach, Florida Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Apollo Beach.
A colossal gazelle was witnessed by an old man hiking along a trail in close proximity to Apollo Beach.
The ghost of the driver of a train materialized smoking a pipe at Apollo Beach. When seen the ghost came close to the witness who then escaped. Scores of folks who live here allege this ghost loves terrifying foolish folks who have the nerve to interrupt the calm in Apollo Beach.
An ET from another planet was spotted reading a tabloid by Big Bend.
The spirit of a terribly mangled huntsman dragging a dead wolf emerged resting on a sofa in a house in Apollo Beach. This exact ghost has been noticed over and over again in this area.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object was observed walking from building to building at night on an Apollo Beach avenue.
The ghost of a youthful female with a rope around her neck was spotted by Alafia River looking. There have been numerous accounts with reference to this ghost
| |
|
in the neighborhood.
An extraordinarily scary ghost has regularly been perceived trying to utter something by Devils Elbow. Regardless of what, this is an antagonistic ghost that should be kept away from.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden left leg is regularly perceived going through a closet in
| |
| |
the bedroom of an Apollo Beach mobile home at the stroke of midnight.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been spotted on a few instances in Long Bar late in the night reasoning.
A space man from space can frequently be perceived repositioning orbs about next to the water at Catfish Point.
The phantom of a waitress has from time to time been witnessed calling names of people in Caladesi Island State Park by the park headquarters. No matter what people express, it's a terrifying spirit that you wouldn't want to come across late at night.
An extraterrestrial is from time to time seen staring at people in an Apollo Beach trailer through a door crack.
Julius Ceasar has purportedly been perceived on a handful of occasions in a secluded place in the vicinity of Apollo Beach.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet may once in a while be spotted sending a letter at an Apollo Beach post office.
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Apollo Beach
Submit a lie about Apollo Beach, Florida:
Other untruthful towns near Apollo Beach, Florida:
Gibsonton, Florida, 4 miles away
Sun City Center, Florida, 4 miles away
Ruskin, Florida, 5 miles away
Wimauma, Florida, 7 miles away
Riverview, Florida, 7 miles away
Brandon, Florida, 11 miles away
Valrico, Florida, 13 miles away
Parrish, Florida, 13 miles away
Seffner, Florida, 15 miles away
Lithia, Florida, 17 miles away
Ellenton, Florida, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Florida
|
Ghost Sightings From Apollo Beach
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
MORE JOKES
|
