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A gigantic parakeet can once in a while be spotted in a desolate zone outside Apalachicola.
A Plateosaurus was spotted very late at night floating along on Acorn Lake Creek.
A woman with the head of a demon showed up pulling a cadaver over the grass in Apalachicola Bay Aquatic Preserve at night. The observer escaped right after she saw the ghost.
The ghost of a guy having half his head lost was observed by Old Womans Bluff howling at the watcher to go away. The spirit didn't mind that there was somebody other near. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that is rather not disturbed.
A headless female was noticed trying to flag down cars next to a murky highway near Apalachicola. When the witness emerged the spirit fled.
The ghost of a teen girl was noticed by Johnson Slough piling rocks. The arrival of the observer startled the spirit who then faded away.
A colossal panther has repeatedly been seen trashing a glove near the water at All Tides Cove.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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