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These are some lies we made up about Anthony.
A space invader from Jupiter is frequently witnessed looking frightening beside the waterfront at Mallard Lake.
A gentleman having a knife in his head has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions around midnight climbing out of Black Sink Prairie covered in filth. One thing's for sure, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
A gentleman's body with the head of a horse can often be perceived staggering from house to house at night on an Anthony street.
A space alien from another world may be perceived repeatedly going through a closet in the bedroom of an Anthony flat late in the night.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a sword has now and then been made out staring at people in an Anthony home through a window.
An extremely large kitten is known to have been noticed on a handful of instances guzzling water from Silver Springs around midnight.
The ghost of a female having words
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engraved into her leg may every so often be made out hovering by the side of a shady road in the neighborhood of Anthony. A local says that this ghost may perhaps be a renowned days gone by resident of Anthony.
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Ghost Sightings From Anthony
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Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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