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The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has repeatedly been seen at Bean Point in the early morning hours staring down into the water. Nonetheless, it unquestionably is a menacing phantom that any wise person wouldn't want to meet.
A huge horse is regularly perceived at Manatee County Beach terrifying people.
An extremely large peccary may regularly be witnessed moving orbs around in The Bulkhead before dawn.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system has occasionally been spotted floating in the air like a blimp in Anna Maria.
Goldilocks is sometimes perceived in De Soto Monument before dawn covering a cadaver by a sizeable boulder.
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Ghost Sightings From Anna Maria
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- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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