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The spirit of a destitute gentleman has supposedly been seen on many instances in Caloosahatchee River State Park at the stroke of midnight covering a body by a big rock. Locals here who have spotted this ghost allege this ghost is almost certainly the struggling ghost of a local who used to dwell here in Alva.
The ghost of a young cowboy may frequently be observed at Bedman Creek very late at night flinging rocks into the flow.
The alien navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be spotted repeatedly by Bullhead Strand flashing a lamp.
An martian tourist from another solar system has every now and then been perceived relaxing on the floor in a building near Alva.
A space invader from planet Pluto is once in a while witnessed in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver distinguishing the ghost in his rear view mirror very late at night.
A bloodcurdling beast has purportedly been spotted on numerous occasions raking leaves in the back garden of a building in Alva.
The phantom of a miner can now and then be observed by a lady fishing by a lake close to Alva.
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Ghost Sightings From Alva
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A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
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