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These are some lies we made up about Altoona.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a plumber has occasionally been observed coming into sight in a washroom mirror. A local resident declares that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish folks who have the courage to disrupt the silence in Altoona.
A Plateosaurus is sometimes witnessed staring over Blue Sink after midnight.
A woman with a moderately translucent body is rumored to have been made out on a few instances by the water at Billies Bay looking. Several of the people who live here allege this spirit enjoys scaring people who come seeking spirits in Altoona.
A huge colt can every now and then be perceived on a dark night struggling out of Black Water Swamp drenched in mud.
A massive wildcat has repeatedly been noticed trying to snatch something in Alexander Springs Recreation Area on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Altoona
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Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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