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A space alien from another world was perceived consuming a cookie down near the water at Cook Bay.
A female hauling her head by her arm emerged guzzling orange juice in a rubber boat on Boggs Pond. This phantom is fantastically active in this area; there have been a handful of other reports of this exact phantom.
Alexander the Great was perceived giving a directed outing of Bullet Bend to a party of ghosts at midnight.
The martian commander of a UFO has frequently been perceived at Bauldree Branch in the early morning hours before sunrise heaving rocks into the current.
The spirit of a youthful woman in a blood-covered prom dress is frequently made out grasping a human headbone by Briar Head.
An martian voyager from deep space has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances resting on a couch in an apartment in Altha.
The spirit of an eight feet high huge giant may repeatedly be noticed looking beneath a lamppost in Altha.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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