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These are some lies we made up about Altamonte Springs.
A shining human character was seen swallowing unleaded from a pump at a gasoline station in Altamonte Springs. The ghost was ingested by the night after being witnessed.
A space man from space came into view terrifying people by Cranes Roost.
An ET appeared moving orbs around in a boat on Lake Bell.
An alien tourist from deep space was perceived cleaning a bloody bed sheet in Barrel Spring after midnight.
The spirit of a young-looking man having on a jacket was seen at Carpenter Branch at night throwing chunks of concrete into the current. Scared by the viewers the spirit faded away into the night. In any event, this ghost sure is scary; one that any rational person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A space invader from planet Pluto has frequently been perceived verbalizing into the air as if somebody in addition was in attendance.
Goldilocks is frequently seen walking a German Shepherd before dawn on a murky Altamonte Springs
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residential road.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions hauling a corpse through some bushes in Big Tree Park at night.
A huge doe may regularly be spotted peeping through apartment windows in Altamonte Springs at night.
Plato can be observed very frequently in Blue
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Springs State Park at the park headquarters downing blood from a beaker.
An enormous dromedary has once in a while been made out rummaging around in trash container on an Altamonte Springs residential road.
The Abominable Snowman is every now and then witnessed quite near Canaveral National Seashore having a cookie.
A headless gentleman has allegedly been distinguished on numerous instances on an Altamonte Springs street late in the night.
A gigantic mongoose can every now and then be witnessed hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Altamonte Springs.
A gargantuan gemsbok has frequently been observed in a grocery store in the Altamonte Springs area.
The phantom of a surgeon with a bloody uniform is often distinguished ascending up from a drain hole on an Altamonte Springs residential road in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft may often be observed performing a song on a fiddle in an Altamonte Springs trailer.
The ghost of a man gripping
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a bloody sword may be perceived repeatedly in a mirror in an Altamonte Springs residence; the ghost was solely visible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Altamonte Springs
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Ghost Sightings From Altamonte Springs
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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