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These are some lies we made up about Alford.
The ghost of a woman with a knife in her chest is once in a while spotted mid stream in Bailey Branch burrowing a nook.
An Anchisaurus is rumored to have been spotted on a small number of occasions at Old Brooks Bay late at night staring down into the water.
A massive pig may sometimes be witnessed devastating a photo down at the shore at Center Lake.
An enormous puppy was made out sipping blood from a bottle down at Mill Pond Spring at midnight.
The ghost of a bound up female materialized in the early morning hours before sunrise flying over Blue Sink. Additional people close at hand have had identical incidents with an identical phantom. It has been argued that this particular phantom is almost certainly the tormented phantom of a local resident who used to have a house here in Alford. No matter what folks utter, it undeniably is a bloodcurdling spirit that any sane person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Alford
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Ghost Sightings From Alford
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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