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These are some lies we made up about Alachua.
An martian explorer from another world can often be distinguished staggering through a flat close to Alachua.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his chest may be observed over and over again appearing chilling by Sanchez Prairie.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has every so often been seen by Blues Creek staring crossly at the observer.
An alien from outer space has been said to have been spotted on a few instances in San Felasco Hammock Preserve State Park in the early morning hours shouting at the onlooker to go away.
The martian technician of a flying saucer may now and then be observed up on the highest spot of Spring Hill chucking pebbles.
A space man from planet Jupiter has repeatedly been seen on the shore of Fox Pond piling bricks.
A lady's body having a raccoon's head is repeatedly seen in a phone booth in Alachua using the telephone. Regardless of what, it's a menacing phantom that you would not want to come across
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very late at night.
A guy with the head of a leprechaun has purportedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions in Devil's Millhopper State Park near the park headquarters searching for a shoe.
A lady burning, carrying a petroleum bottle can frequently be observed striding through an Alachua area cemetery. No matter what people verbalize,
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it is certainly a frightening ghost that any normal person would not want to meet.
The ghost of a young air force pilot may be distinguished frequently hanging out in an empty home in Alachua. People who have perceived this ghost allege this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Alachua in the past.
A gigantic steer has sometimes been distinguished being carried by a moped on a shady road next to Alachua.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is every so often made out in a house in Alachua.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft has supposedly been observed on numerous instances pacing by a secluded highway near Alachua.
Johann Sebastian Bach can every now and then be seen showing up in a washroom mirror.
A giant waterbuck was spotted taking a rest on a sofa in a mobile home right next door to Alachua.
An Iguanodon came into view late at night pursuing a passing Dodge on a shady highway right next door to Alachua.
A young girl in a blood-splattered prom
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dress was made out in the backseat of a pickup by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight. When spotted the ghost came near the viewer who then ran away.
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Ghost Sightings From Alachua
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Ghost Sightings From Alachua
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
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