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These are some lies we made up about Woodstock.
A space alien from another solar system was spotted at Banks Creek at night tossing boulders into the flow.
An extremely large tapir became visible in Holiday Beach before dawn stacking boulders.
A massive burro was noticed in a Woodstock area supermarket, wandering the aisles.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft materialized searching for a book at Alnoname Number One Dam very late at night.
A space invader from the Moon was witnessed eating a fish at midnight by a mailbox in Woodstock.
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Ghost Sightings From Woodstock
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Ghost Sightings From Woodstock
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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