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These are some lies we made up about Woodland.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy is every so often distinguished pulling a cadaver from the cold water of Boone Creek before dawn.
A giant beaver has been seen on one or two occasions at Higgins Dam very late at night gulping gasoline.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer may from time to time be spotted coming into sight in a closet mirror.
An martian traveler from outer space was seen having a seat on a bench in a residence in the vicinity of Woodland.
The ghost of an old Indian chief showed up in the rear seat of a Ford by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight. Other people in the vicinity have had equivalent incidents involving the same ghost. No matter what, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Woodland
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Ghost Sightings From Woodland
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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