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These are some lies we made up about Wing.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto was noticed at a public phone in Wing using the telephone.
Henry VIII was noticed pulling a corpse across the ground in Blue Pond Recreation Area on a dark night.
A space alien from another galaxy has frequently been perceived at Sand Point very late at night gazing down into the water.
A giant lamb is regularly witnessed by Bear Bay going bananas.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship may frequently be witnessed quite near Conecuh National Forests flinging pieces of wood.
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Ghost Sightings From Wing
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
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