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These are some lies we made up about Wetumpka.
The ghost of a bound up female may be perceived frequently heaving pebbles in East Wetumpka Commercial Historic District around midnight. No matter what, this spirit unquestionably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A female with the head of a demon has once in a while been noticed gazing at the vista from the summit of Bald Knob after midnight. If you listen to the local residents, this spirit is possibly the struggling spirit of a local resident who used to reside here in Wetumpka.
Issac Newton is known to have been observed on a few occasions in an apartment in the vicinity of Wetumpka.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer can sometimes be witnessed down at Wetumpka Falls at the stroke of midnight trying to locate a photo.
An enormous cat was seen dining on a carrot in a canoe on Crommelin Lake.
An martian voyager from another part of the galaxy appeared in a Wetumpka area clothing store, striding the aisles.
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lady clutching her head by her arm was spotted reading a book after midnight by a mailbox in Wetumpka. The ghost nodded to the onlooker.
A huge ox became visible searching for a man in Coosa Valley around midnight.
An ET from Venus was made out dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Callaway Creek very late at night.
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zebra has frequently been spotted at B D Greer Dam very late at night enjoying the vista.
Goldilocks is frequently seen relaxing at a table in a Wetumpka residence looking.
An ET from another galaxy may regularly be observed marching through a residence in Wetumpka.
A very large lion can be perceived very often being carried by a pony by a road in close proximity to Wetumpka.
An extraterrestrial has every so often been observed flashing a lamp in Wind Creek State Park at the park headquarters.
The ghost of a man having half his head lost is once in a while noticed at a coin operated phone in Wetumpka using the phone. According to what the locals allege, this spirit is the tormented spirit of a long dead Wetumpka local person.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy can sometimes be noticed pacing through a Wetumpka vicinity cemetery.
An alien from another galaxy has regularly been perceived staying in a vacant home in Wetumpka.
An extremely large lamb is regularly spotted
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riding on a motorcycle on a dark highway near Wetumpka.
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Ghost Sightings From Wetumpka
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Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
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