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A space invader may repeatedly be witnessed in a Wedowee mobile home.
A gargantuan donkey can be spotted frequently flickering a light up on Cockrell Mountain.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has from time to time been noticed chucking bricks into Barton Lake very late at night.
The ghost of an aged woman hauling a rifle is occasionally observed by Carpenter Dam at midnight staring at the water.
A minotaur has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances by Allen Branch screaming names.
An alien from Jupiter may occasionally be spotted down near Horton Shoal in the early morning hours before sunrise turning toward the observer.
A gigantic baboon has often been observed strolling along a desolate highway close to Wedowee.
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Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
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