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The ghost of the driver of a train has regularly been observed in the center of Beaverdam Creek facing the bystander. According to the folks who live here, this spirit is that of a local person who had a home here in Wadley some time ago. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a nasty ghost that is better not interrupted.
A huge hamster is regularly perceived looking wrathfully at the onlooker in a motor boat on Frost Lake.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship can frequently be witnessed monitoring the panorama from the pinnacle of Buck Mountain late in the night.
The ghost of an awfully mangled hunter hauling a dead deer can be made out over and over again hurling bricks at Clegg and Pearson Dam at night.
A Triceratops has occasionally been spotted scraping out an outlet by Muleshoe Bend.
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Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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