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These are some lies we made up about Trussville.
A woman on fire, clutching a petroleum tank was made out shouting in Happy Hollow around midnight. When distinguished the ghost came up to the onlooker who then ran away. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that you do not want to meet late at night.
An extremely large chipmunk has often been noticed on a Trussville street at night.
An alien is regularly distinguished looking at the water by Cahaba River Lake Dam after midnight.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has been observed on one or two occasions gazing at the panorama from the highest spot of Black Oak Mountain on a dark night.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot can regularly be seen calling out people's names down near the water's edge at Alton Lake. In any case, it's a terrifying ghost that any normal person would not want to encounter.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can be spotted time and again washing a bloody pair of pants in Edwards
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Lake Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extremely large ram has once in a while been perceived in Cedar Springs Park very late at night looking crossly at the observer.
An alien tourist from outer space is every so often observed gazing at an old man snoozing on the floor in a home in Trussville.
Plato has supposedly
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been spotted on numerous instances in a store in the Trussville vicinity.
A space man from planet Venus may occasionally be made out at Abeg Creek on a dark night flinging pieces of wood into the current.
An extremely large lynx has often been spotted trying on clothes in a Trussville trailer.
An ET from another planet is frequently observed nosing around in mailboxes late in the night in Trussville.
A cyclop has supposedly been perceived on frequent instances outside the entrance to Oak Mountain State Park smoking a pipe.
A very large seal can frequently be distinguished performing a song on an accordion in a Trussville house.
A youthful girl sporting a blood-splattered prom dress can be noticed very frequently in a Trussville school before sunrise walking the halls. One of the folks who live here decisively alleges that this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a local person who used to have a home here in Trussville. No matter what folks express, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling ghost that you
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shouldn't go searching for.
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Ghost Sightings From Trussville
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Ghost Sightings From Trussville
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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