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These are some lies we made up about Troy.
An extremely large chinchilla is frequently observed pulling a body across the ground in College Street Historic District at night.
The martian captain of a UFO may frequently be made out at Crowes on a dark night taking in the surroundings.
An martian explorer from space may be witnessed very frequently spitting at passing cars in the middle of a shadowy highway near Troy.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has occasionally been observed near the waterfront at Morgans Pond seeking something.
Aladdin is occasionally perceived flinging chunks of concrete into the water at Beeman Creek on a dark night.
An enormous sloth may from time to time be seen dispatching a package at a Troy post office.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has regularly been made out by The (historical) Pocosin yelling.
An ET from the Moon is frequently observed attempting to exclaim something at Blue Springs State Park.
A space alien
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from another planet is rumored to have been noticed on a few instances verbalizing into the night as if somebody else was in attendance.
Galileo may repeatedly be distinguished walking a Rottweiler at midnight on a gloomy Troy residential street.
The alien captain of a flying saucer has now and then been observed watching movies in a
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Troy living room in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien voyager from space is every so often made out rummaging around in garbage container on a Troy street.
An extraterrestrial from planet Neptune has been distinguished on many instances on a Troy residential road at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from outer space may now and then be spotted hovering in the air like a cloud in Troy.
A space man was witnessed in a shoe store in the Troy neighborhood.
An alien tourist from another planet showed up scrambling out of a storm drain on a Troy street late at night.
A huge dormouse was spotted poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Troy.
A space invader from planet Mercury materialized playing a tune on a guitar in a Troy building.
A space alien from another galaxy was witnessed in a Troy school at night pacing the corridors.
A space alien was witnessed in a home near Troy.
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Ghost Sightings From Troy
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Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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