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These are some lies we made up about Titus.
The ghost of a homeless man was seen burning a bag on the water's edge of Jordan Lake. This ghost is fantastically active in this neighborhood; there have been a small number of other reports of this particular ghost.
The ghost of a young-looking cowboy became visible glugging down blood from a bottle at B G Powell Lake Dam before dawn. This is one of those phantoms that is noticed time and again in the neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial from outer space was seen trying to find a picture in Holtville Park before sunrise.
The ghost of a gold-miner came into sight in a desolate place in the neighborhood of Titus. The onlooker ran away immediately after she witnessed the ghost.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a store clerk was perceived floating along on Big Branch in the early morning hours. When the bystander became visible the ghost escaped. According to what the locals say, this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long departed Titus local resident.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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