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These are some lies we made up about Tallassee.
A very large alligator was distinguished in Tallassee Commercial Historic District late in the night going mad.
The ghost of a young female with a rope around her neck was noticed digging a crack down next to Tallapoosa Falls around midnight. Numerous folks in the neighborhood have had comparable sightings with an almost identical ghost.
An alien was observed standing by a deserted highway right next door to Tallassee.
An martian vacationer from outer space has regularly been perceived fluttering over Tuckabatchie Bottoms before dawn.
Bigfoot is repeatedly perceived gazing at the water by Annie T Gregory Lake Dam on a dark night.
An enormous frog is rumored to have been made out on many instances glugging down apple juice mid stream in Calebee Creek.
A huge finch can be observed repeatedly smoking a pipe up on the pinnacle of Baxley Hill.
A space man from Venus has occasionally been spotted in a mobile home in Tallassee.
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space alien from space is now and then noticed in a Tallassee apartment.
An extremely large squirrel is rumored to have been made out on frequent instances walking along a secluded highway near Tallassee.
A gargantuan goat may every now and then be observed shouting in Chewacla State Park right by the ranger station.
Socrates has
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often been spotted becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
A colossal hare is frequently witnessed relaxing on a couch in a flat close to Tallassee.
The extraterrestrial technician of a flying saucer has allegedly been perceived on several occasions late at night sprinting after a passing Ford on a dark road next to Tallassee.
An incredibly bloodcurdling ghost can frequently be distinguished in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in her rear view mirror before sunrise.
The spirit of an old lady gripping a rifle may be made out very frequently by a woman canoeing in a river close to Tallassee. Some of the people who live in this town declare this spirit may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Tallassee before the present.
The ghost of a waitress has occasionally been seen relaxing on a bench in a building in Tallassee.
The ghost of an elderly cleaning lady is every now and then witnessed marching from building to building in the early morning hours before
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sunrise on a Tallassee road.
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Ghost Sightings From Tallassee
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Ghost Sightings From Tallassee
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
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