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These are some lies we made up about Stevenson.
A giant canary has regularly been distinguished flinging boulders into the water at Bengis Creek in the early morning hours.
A space invader from the Moon is regularly seen coming into sight in a mirror.
A dinosaur has been said to have been perceived on frequent occasions burying a dead body by a sizeable boulder in Baldridge Reservation late at night.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos can regularly be spotted hollowing out a gap down near the water at Austin Point.
The ghost of a mail carrier may be noticed over and over again laundering a blood-covered rag in Abbott Spring at the stroke of midnight. A lot of locals declare this ghost may very well be a recognized yesteryear inhabitant of Stevenson. In any event, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into at night.
An enormous peccary has once in a while been noticed gulping blood from a mug in a wooden boat on Dudley Pond.
A female form has purportedly been
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spotted on several occasions on a dark night conducting a directed tour of Craze Bend to a crowd of ghosts.
One of the three Little Pigs has frequently been witnessed scrutinizing Arnold Gap in detail around midnight.
A gargantuan porcupine is often observed up on the top of Dudley Pond Mountain smoking a cigar.
A colossal doe may frequently be made out taking a rest in a chair in an apartment outside Stevenson.
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Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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