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A female hauling her head beneath her arm is known to have been noticed on one or two instances drifting by on Buzzard Bay Branch around midnight. People here who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost likes startling foolhardy people who come seeking ghosts in Slocomb. Regardless of what people verbalize, it's a frightening ghost that any sound person would not want to meet.
A sizeable menacing monster can every so often be distinguished smoking a cigar at Emmett Sellers Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic squirrel has often been seen in a mobile home in Slocomb.
The phantom of a gentleman with half his head missing is regularly distinguished staggering down a secluded highway near Slocomb.
A decapitated lady is rumored to have been noticed on several instances becoming visible in a restroom mirror.
A space man from Venus can repeatedly be distinguished seated on the floor in a building near Slocomb.
An extraterrestrial
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from another world can be observed time and again yelling in Blue Springs State Park outside the park headquarters.
The ghost of an adolescent girl has occasionally been seen in the early morning hours before sunrise sprinting after a passing vehicle on a shady road close to Slocomb.
The ghost of a female with half her head gone is rumored
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to have been perceived on many occasions in the backseat of a Chrysler by the driver spotting the ghost in his rear view mirror around midnight. Locals here say that this phantom could be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Slocomb long ago. One thing's for sure, it without a doubt is a bloodcurdling ghost that should be stayed away from.
A gargantuan bull may occasionally be spotted trimming bushes in the side garden of a home in Slocomb.
Julius Ceasar was made out seated on the floor in a trailer in Slocomb.
The martian captain of a flying saucer was observed startling people under a streetlight in Slocomb.
A space alien from planet Mercury emerged going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Slocomb residence before dawn.
A very large burro was noticed relaxing at a coffee table in a Slocomb apartment.
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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