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These are some lies we made up about Skipperville.
A giant salamander has purportedly been seen on one or two instances going out of control in Bakey Branch.
An ET from the cosmos can regularly be spotted being carried by a moped on a dark highway next to Skipperville.
The alien commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship may be seen very often staring at the water by Carver Johnson Lake Dam on a dark night.
A lady with the head of a beast has from time to time been perceived outside Blue Springs State Park trashing a map.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another planet is occasionally seen watching the vista from the peak of Medley Hill at midnight.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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