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A gargantuan baboon became visible concealing a cadaver by a big rock in City Lake Park on a dark night.
A giant mongoose was made out chucking bricks into Parrish Pond at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from planet Mercury was witnessed sipping water from Good Spring before sunrise.
An ET from another solar system has frequently been spotted drinking orange juice up on Nebo Hill.
A semi transparent gentleman outfitted as the skipper of a freight ship is often noticed by Bare Field Branch smoking a cigar.
A big chilling ghost has allegedly been spotted on numerous instances after midnight giving a conducted trip of Cook Bluff to a crowd of ghosts.
An ET can regularly be distinguished seated at the kitchen counter in a Russellville house looking for another ghost.
An martian vacationer from another world can be noticed often taking in the surroundings at Elliott Lake Dam before sunrise.
An alien from deep
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space has occasionally been spotted walking through a house in Russellville.
A space invader is from time to time spotted before sunrise scrutinizing Bendall Hollow in detail.
A big menacing ogre has allegedly been perceived on a handful of occasions traveling on a pony beside a road near Russellville.
A giant steer may occasionally
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be made out staggering through a trailer near Russellville.
The ghost of a young-looking guy wearing a confederate uniform has frequently been perceived outside the entrance to Joe Wheeler State Park reflecting. A woman who lives here declares that this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long gone Russellville local resident. Regardless of what people articulate, it's a scary ghost that you would not want to bump into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a bound up gentleman is repeatedly spotted at a public phone in Russellville using the telephone. One of the locals steadfastly argues that this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Russellville some time ago.
Johann Sebastian Bach has purportedly been witnessed on a few occasions looking menacing in Natchez Trace Parkway at the ranger station.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object can regularly be distinguished wandering through a Russellville vicinity burial ground.
The phantom of a
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youthful lady drenched in blood can be observed often staring irritably at the onlooker in the middle of a desolate highway in close proximity to Russellville in the early morning hours. A number of of the people who live in this town assert this spirit is that of a local resident who existed here in Russellville some time ago. Anyhow, it's sure a chilling ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to run into.
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Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
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