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These are some lies we made up about Rockford.
A Pterodactyl is from time to time observed drifting down on Beaver Creek very late at night.
A guy that turned into a vampire has purportedly been noticed on a handful of occasions swallowing blood from a glass up on the peak of Weogufka Mountains. According to what the locals assert, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a former Rockford person who lived here. One thing's for sure, it's a scary ghost that should be left alone.
A space invader may every now and then be distinguished hovering across the Weogufka Mountains late in the night.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been seen down near McEwen Spring at night smoking a cigar.
A glow-in-the-dark human form is often made out trying on a hat in a Rockford building.
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Ghost Sightings From Rockford
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Ghost Sightings From Rockford
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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