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These are some lies we made up about Roanoke.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been witnessed in a store in the Roanoke area.
An alien traveler from deep space is often witnessed yelling at the viewer to leave down beside the shore at Bartlett Pond.
The ghost of a youthful gentleman wearing a rain coat can repeatedly be distinguished looking at the vista at Brown Dam very late at night.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has sometimes been witnessed throwing pieces of wood by Belcher Creek.
The alien mechanic of a UFO is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions scraping out a crater beside High Shoals Falls before dawn.
A beheaded gentleman was distinguished trying on shoes in a Roanoke flat. Shocked by the onlookers the spirit fled into the dark.
A colossal beaver emerged struggling out from a manhole on a Roanoke street in the early morning hours.
An alien voyager from the cosmos was witnessed poking around in
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mailboxes late in the night in Roanoke.
Christopher Columbus came into sight in Cheaha State Park outside the park headquarters smoking a cigar.
The phantom of a physician with a blood-covered uniform was made out playing a piece of music on a fiddle in a Roanoke apartment. When witnessed the ghost approached the bystander who then ran
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away. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that is preferably not upset.
A space alien from planet Neptune was perceived in a mirror in a Roanoke home; the ghost was only observable in the mirror.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has regularly been made out trying to locate a map beneath a parked pickup in a Roanoke parking lot around midnight.
A woman with her head and right arm and left leg removed is regularly made out in a Roanoke area supermarket, walking the aisles. Some of the people here assert this spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was killed while passing through Roanoke in the past. Regardless of what, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to meet at night.
An armed forces uniform pacing about devoid of a body in it has been said to have been observed on frequent occasions gazing at night on a lawn in Roanoke. No matter what people say, it is in all certainty a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
An enormous otter may often be made out resting at a table in a Roanoke
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building trying to utter something.
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Ghost Sightings From Roanoke
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Ghost Sightings From Roanoke
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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