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A guy that shifted shape into a vampire has purportedly been seen on many instances snooping in mailboxes on a dark night in River Falls.
The martian commander of a UFO can occasionally be witnessed in a River Falls highschool after midnight staggering the hallways.
An extremely large hamster was perceived hurling boulders into the flowing water at Adams Creek before sunrise.
An alien voyager from outer space emerged by W C Huggins Dam after midnight gazing at the water.
The ghost of a pregnant woman became visible in a mirror in a River Falls apartment; the ghost was only to be seen in the mirror. The ghost talked about avenging a homicide. According to the local residents, this ghost can be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in River Falls many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From River Falls
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
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