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An extraterrestrial from another planet may often be perceived in Crystal Springs Park in the early morning hours before sunrise dragging a cadaver across the ground.
A lady having a spear in her head can be perceived time and again taking in the surroundings at James Ingram Lake Dam after midnight.
The martian navigator of a UFO has every so often been distinguished at night checking out Bold Sluice Shoal in detail.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury is now and then noticed hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Bennett Branch before sunrise.
A gigantic squirrel may occasionally be made out watching shows in a Red Level living room at night.
A gargantuan gnu has frequently been observed searching through garbage container on a Red Level road.
A wandering ghost is often seen on a Red Level road late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Red Level
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Ghost Sightings From Red Level
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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