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These are some lies we made up about Ranburne.
A cyclop can repeatedly be distinguished flinging boulders into the water at Albright Creek late at night.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter may be observed very frequently heading a directed outing of Goat Bluff to a troop of spirits late in the night.
An ET from deep space has sometimes been witnessed in Bulldog Stadium very late at night thinking.
A massive boar is once in a while distinguished moving orbs around up on the summit of Bee Hill.
An alien may every now and then be observed staring at the water by Zuejnieks Lake Dam late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Ranburne
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Ghost Sightings From Ranburne
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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