Pine Apple, Alabama Lies


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A giant newt became visible drifting by on Bear Creek before dawn.

The ghost of a teen girl was observed in Black Creek Park around midnight destroying a hat. The arrival of the viewer startled the phantom who then faded away. Whichever way, it's a frightening ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to meet.

A character with a skeleton face having on murky robes showed up looking at the water by Copeland Dam late in the night. The watcher became frightened and ran off.

A massive hartebeest was spotted standing by a secluded road in the vicinity of Pine Apple.

An alien explorer from deep space was made out in a trailer in Pine Apple.

 

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Ghost Sightings From Pine Apple



Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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