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A gargantuan wolverine may often be noticed searching for a glove beneath a lamppost in Ozark.

The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object can be spotted often staggering from residence to residence at the stroke of midnight on an Ozark lane.

A mermaid has from time to time been seen sitting at a table in an Ozark house.

The phantom of a down-and-out man has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions in Comer Field before sunrise smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial from planet Mercury can occasionally be seen by C A Jernigan Lake Dam on a dark night looking at the water.

A space man from another part of the galaxy was observed heaving bricks into the stream at Bear Creek around midnight.

The ghost of a young-looking cowboy appeared carrying a headbone by Klondyke Springs around midnight. This is one of those ghosts that is seen very frequently in the neighborhood.

The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship appeared down next to the waterfront at Lake Tholocco sniveling.

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