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These are some lies we made up about Oxford.
The ghost of an engine driver has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances slurping soda pop at Blue Spring late at night.
A sizeable terrifying ogre may occasionally be observed smoking a pipe in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Oxford.
An enormous tapir has repeatedly been distinguished reading a tabloid in Hobson City Park late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from another world is repeatedly witnessed resting at the dining table in an Oxford residence grasping a cranium.
Issac Newton has allegedly been spotted on one or two occasions in Buck Horn Valley late at night yelling.
A gargantuan otter can regularly be observed striding through a trailer in Oxford.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship may be made out repeatedly looking at the landscape at Robertson Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a terribly mangled huntsman dragging a dead cougar is every now and then distinguished
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up on the summit of Baltzell Mountains flickering a lamp.
A Pteranodon can sometimes be made out next to the waterfront at Choccolocco Number 11 Lake terrifying people.
A space alien from Pluto was seen at Castleberry Branch late in the night tossing pieces of wood into the water.
A female lacking a head emerged in Cheaha State
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Park right by the park headquarters appearing bloodcurdling. This particular ghost has been spotted very often in this place. Some of those who live here argue this spirit is the stressed spirit of a former Oxford resident. Regardless of what, it sure is a menacing phantom that you don't want to come across around midnight.
A gentleman without a head was made out mounted on a steed down a highway near Oxford. There are other accounts with reference to this ghost in the area.
A space invader from another part of the galaxy came into sight at a coin operated phone in Oxford talking on the telephone.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer was noticed tossing rocks in the middle of a desolate road in the vicinity of Oxford before dawn.
A huge ibex was spotted mounding boulders in Little River Canyon National Preserve right by the ranger station.
The phantom of an old prospector with a large mustache and a wooden left leg has repeatedly been perceived being in a derelict villa in Oxford. If you listen
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to the people who live here, this ghost is that of a local resident who dwelled here in Oxford long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Oxford
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Ghost Sightings From Oxford
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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