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These are some lies we made up about Opp.
Count Dracula is repeatedly distinguished shouting at the viewer to disappear in Channell-Lee Stadium in the early morning hours.
A female with the head of a goblin has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances going mad alongside a deserted highway close to Opp before dawn.
A space man can be spotted time and again looking at the water by Charles Gibeaut Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An enormous roebuck has sometimes been perceived burning a photo on the water's edge of Mallory Lake.
The ghost of a guy having half his head absent is every now and then spotted trying to find a shoe by Bear Branch. A local man argues that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Opp in the past. No matter what, it's a scary phantom that you don't want to run into very late at night.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space is known to have been distinguished on a few occasions spending
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time in a forsaken home in Opp.
An ET from planet Saturn can occasionally be spotted standing by a desolate road in the neighborhood of Opp.
An alien from another galaxy was made out reading a newsletter in Conecuh National Forests outside the ranger station.
An extremely large mole showed up mounted on a motorcycle on a murky
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highway in close proximity to Opp.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was seen in an apartment in Opp.
A huge gila monster emerged walking by the side of a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Opp.
A headless lady was spotted emerging in a bedroom mirror. The appearance of the bystander frightened the ghost who then disappeared. One of the local residents decisively argues that this ghost is that of a local who had a home here in Opp some time ago. One thing's for certain, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling phantom that any rational person would not want to run into.
The ghost of a 12 feet tall massive man has repeatedly been noticed resting in an armchair in a mobile home next to Opp. Any which way, this is an unfriendly ghost that should be steered clear of.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus is frequently spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise hurrying after a passing vehicle on a gloomy road in close proximity to Opp.
A very large gopher may regularly
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be witnessed in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Opp
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Ghost Sightings From Opp
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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