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These are some lies we made up about Odenville.
Galileo has every so often been observed attempting to express something up on the apex of Anderson Mountain.
A man with no head is occasionally distinguished attempting to grasp something down next to Denman Spring late in the night. If you listen to what the locals argue, this ghost is the undeceased soul of a former Odenville local.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship has been said to have been seen on many occasions at night studying Elbow Gap in detail.
A giant donkey may now and then be witnessed by Crooked Creek startling people.
An martian voyager from another galaxy has repeatedly been seen at Stragglers Point late in the night gazing down into the water.
A massive lizard is frequently made out by Buzzard Roost facing the witness.
The phantom of an old gold digger with a big mustache and a hook instead of his left hand may regularly be observed gazing irritably at the observer at Baptist Lake Dam late at night.
Bigfoot
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has occasionally been observed looking for a glove next to a parked Chrysler in an Odenville parking lot after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from deep space is every now and then noticed scooping out a hole around midnight by a road sign in Odenville.
An enormous basilisk has supposedly been perceived on many occasions pacing through
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a building in Odenville.
A space alien was observed pacing through a building close to Odenville.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another world materialized devouring a cracker outside the entrance to Oak Mountain State Park.
The ghost of a waitress was made out in a phone booth in Odenville talking on the phone. The eye witness ran off right after she witnessed the ghost.
A large chilling dragon came into sight smoking a cigar in Little River Canyon National Preserve at the park headquarters.
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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