|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Newville.
The spirit of a bound up man is every now and then witnessed floating down Black Branch in the early morning hours.
An alien from Jupiter has been said to have been observed on many occasions by A N Ingram Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos may now and then be noticed on the water's edge of Barfield Ponds piling pieces of wood.
Christopher Columbus was made out walking down a shadowy highway near Newville.
The ghost of a young-looking woman covered in blood came into view downing gas from a gas pump at a refueling station in Newville. This is one of those ghosts that is observed very often around here.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Newville
Submit a lie about Newville, Alabama:
Other untruthful towns near Newville, Alabama:
Headland, Alabama, 5 miles away
Abbeville, Alabama, 9 miles away
Pinckard, Alabama, 12 miles away
Clopton, Alabama, 14 miles away
Webb, Alabama, 14 miles away
Dothan, Alabama, 15 miles away
Midland City, Alabama, 15 miles away
Ashford, Alabama, 16 miles away
Columbia, Alabama, 16 miles away
Shorterville, Alabama, 17 miles away
Skipperville, Alabama, 17 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
Alabama
|
Ghost Sightings From Newville
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
MORE JOKES
|
