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These are some lies we made up about Munford.
A space invader from Mars has repeatedly been seen going wild in Horse Creek Valley before sunrise.
A space invader from deep space is regularly distinguished pacing by a desolate highway next to Munford.
An alien has been distinguished on frequent instances appearing in a bathroom mirror.
The ghost of a tied up woman may repeatedly be seen down by the water's edge at Choccolocco Lake trying to find a bag. According to the locals, this spirit takes pleasure in frightening unwise people who have the courage to disrupt the serenity in Munford. In any case, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that you would not want to come across at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan opossum may be distinguished repeatedly at Coldwater Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise slurping orange juice.
A huge horse has every now and then been made out at Cone Reservoir Dam late at night taking in the surroundings.
An extraterrestrial explorer
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from another planet is sometimes noticed concealing a dead body by a sizeable rock in Alabama Short Track Raceway late in the night.
A woman having the head of a goblin is rumored to have been witnessed on many occasions in the early morning hours before sunrise floating down on Castleberry Branch. Lots of locals argue this ghost could be the
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soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Munford many years ago.
An alien from planet Venus can sometimes be observed up on the summit of Gents Mountain howling.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has regularly been made out resting in a beanbag in an apartment near Munford.
An extremely large coati is often observed at midnight rushing after a passing Honda on a gloomy highway in the vicinity of Munford.
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Ghost Sightings From Munford
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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