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These are some lies we made up about Mulga.
The phantom of a man with numbers cut into his back may be observed very often studying Ben Vines Gap in detail before sunrise. It's been alleged that this specific ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy folks who come searching for ghosts in Mulga.
Ferdinand Magellan is occasionally noticed at Bayview Lake Dam late at night destroying a photo.
The spirit of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead moose has been observed on a small number of occasions in the early morning hours floating along Bear Branch. In any event, it's without a doubt a frightening ghost that should be left alone.
An extraterrestrial can every so often be spotted downing water from Village Falls before dawn.
A massive whale was spotted up on Clarke Mountain gulping orange juice.
An extremely large chipmunk was distinguished in a wooden boat on West Jefferson Reservoir smoking a cigar.
The Gingerbread Man showed up snooping in mailboxes late in the night in Mulga.
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Ghost Sightings From Mulga
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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