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These are some lies we made up about Montgomery.
A space invader can be perceived repeatedly resting on the floor in a house close to Montgomery.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer has every so often been made out in the backseat of a Honda by the driver noticing the phantom in his rear view mirror at night.
The spirit of a teen girl is sometimes observed annihilating a box by Baldwin Slough. People here who have perceived this phantom declare this phantom likes startling unwise people who have the guts to disturb the peace in Montgomery.
A form with a skeleton face sporting dark robes has allegedly been made out on one or two instances pulling a cadaver over rocks in Bellingrath Park at night.
An ET from Mars can every so often be noticed late in the night gazing over Cramton Bowl.
A space man from deep space was distinguished pulling up weeds in the garden of a mobile home in Montgomery.
A wandering phantom emerged at A W Dale Dam late at night reading a newsletter. When the
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ghost was spotted it vanished into the air. Local people allege that this ghost gets pleasure from scaring foolish folks who come searching for ghosts in Montgomery. In any event, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that any wise person would not want to encounter.
The Abominable Snowman was witnessed bass fishing from the shore of A W Dale Lake
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at the stroke of midnight.
A very large boar showed up by a woman camping at a campground outside Montgomery.
An ET was noticed resting on a couch in a mobile home in Montgomery.
The ghost of a youthful Indian combatant was distinguished shining a flash light at the entrance to Wind Creek State Park. The spirit was gobbled up by the air after being witnessed.
A very large squirrel has often been distinguished terrifying folks underneath a streetlight in Montgomery.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack carrying a large axe is regularly made out walking from house to house before sunrise on a Montgomery residential road.
Issac Newton has been perceived on many occasions browsing through a fridge in the kitchen of a Montgomery mobile home late in the night.
An enormous hamster may frequently be observed taking a rest at a table in a Montgomery home.
A very large ox may be witnessed frequently in a deserted area next to Montgomery.
A creepy skeleton has occasionally been witnessed posting
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a letter at a Montgomery post office. Regardless of what, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Montgomery
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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