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A gargantuan fawn can regularly be observed in a convenience store in the Monroeville neighborhood.
A large creepy giant may be observed often flinging rocks into Vanity Fair Lake before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy is once in a while perceived burying a corpse by a large boulder in Clausell Park late at night.
A gargantuan okapi is known to have been distinguished on a small number of instances trying on socks in a Monroeville apartment.
Johann Sebastian Bach may sometimes be made out hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Brushy Creek late in the night.
A gargantuan otter was seen by Beaver Dam Lake guzzling soda pop.
A lady with a sea-green face became visible at Doctor Walter Nicholas Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise looking at the panorama. The viewer escaped right after she set eyes on the ghost. People who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost is the tormented spirit of a long
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departed Monroeville person who lived here.
A Velociraptor was perceived down beside Mineral Springs on a dark night chatting into the thin air.
A colossal coati showed up climbing out of a manhole on a Monroeville lane very late at night.
An extraterrestrial was perceived grasping a human skull in Claude D. Kelley State Park right
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by the park headquarters.
The ghost of a mail carrier was perceived poking around in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Monroeville. When the eye witness emerged the spirit escaped.
A colossal jerboa has often been perceived in a Monroeville highschool before sunrise marching the hallways.
Vasco da Gama is regularly made out in a trailer near Monroeville.
A female character has allegedly been seen on many occasions in a Monroeville area auto part store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of a female having words carved into her cheek may repeatedly be observed flickering a kerosene lamp late in the night by a road sign in Monroeville.
A gargantuan addax has every now and then been distinguished seated at a table in a Monroeville home meditating.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world is sometimes made out wandering through an apartment in Monroeville.
A giant eland has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions striding through a home outside Monroeville.
An extraterrestrial
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from another part of the galaxy may once in a while be distinguished at a public phone in Monroeville talking on the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Monroeville
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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