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These are some lies we made up about Millerville.
Nicolaus Copernicus is rumored to have been spotted on many instances thinking by Blue Creek.
A gargantuan grizzly bear may every so often be seen gazing at the view from the apex of Backbone Mountain very late at night.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft was distinguished by Dam Number One late at night looking at the water.
The ghost of a man clutching a sword was perceived staring crossly at the bystander next to Great Falls after midnight. The arrival of the witness startled the ghost who then vanished.
A female with larvae crawling out of her ears was made out in a Millerville flat. The eye witness freaked out and ran away. It's been claimed that this individual ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Millerville before the present. Anyhow, it's undeniably a menacing phantom that is preferably not disturbed.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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