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A young girl in a blood-splattered wedding dress is sometimes observed pushing orbs about at Alexander Pond Dam on a dark night.
A colossal lion may sometimes be perceived fly fishing from the water's edge of Alexander Pond in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Galileo has repeatedly been perceived hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Mc Kenzie.
A giant elk is often seen gazing at an old woman slumbering on a mattress in a flat in Mc Kenzie.
A Chupacabra is rumored to have been observed on many occasions going nuts mid stream in Brushy Creek.
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Kenzie
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Ghost Sightings From Mc Kenzie
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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