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These are some lies we made up about Mathews.
An alien from another world emerged nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Mathews.
A man's body having the head of a sheep was perceived in a Mathews secondary school very late at night strolling the halls. The witness freaked out and ran away. Anyhow, it undoubtedly is a bloodcurdling ghost that is rather not messed with.
A very large ox has frequently been perceived stacking pieces of wood by Berry Swamp.
The ghost of a guy grasping a sword has supposedly been witnessed on one or two occasions burning a bag up on Cobbs Hill. A local claims that this spirit is that of a person who had a house here in Mathews some time ago. In any case, this ghost certainly is menacing; one that you wouldn't wish to encounter before dawn.
The ghost of a woman having demonic signs etched into her hand may often be noticed in a mirror in a Mathews house; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror. One of the local residents determinedly asserts that
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this phantom likes terrifying folks who have the courage to disturb the silence in Mathews. No matter what, this is an unfriendly ghost that any normal person would not want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Mathews
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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