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These are some lies we made up about Lynn.
An extremely large hyena has every now and then been seen trying to locate a glove at Barton Fishing Lake Dam Two late in the night.
A gentleman having the head of a demon is once in a while witnessed on the peak of Millstone Mountain late in the night monitoring the panorama.
A female on fire, gripping a gas bottle has been said to have been observed on frequent instances pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Bluff Creek on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial from Mars can from time to time be seen smoking a pipe by Kaiser Bottom.
A space alien from deep space has frequently been spotted by Natural Bridge reading a newsletter.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad. - Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch? - Oysters doctor. - Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them. - Open them??. Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head. Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad. - Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do? - I'd go and get my friend Delbert. - Your friend? Why would you do that? - He's never seen a train wreck before. Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too. Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map. Arthur: -This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: -Arthur did. Arthur: -When is a car not a car? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way. Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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