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An extremely large canary has now and then been perceived at Big Branch after midnight flinging rocks into the flow.
A female with a sea-green face is from time to time noticed looking wrathfully at the bystander by Gilman Bend.
A Tyrannosaurus may from time to time be spotted going crazy at Adams Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship was distinguished fly fishing from the shore of Adams Lake at midnight.
A guy with an axe in his head appeared in a home close to Locust Fork. When the ghost was observed it faded away into the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Locust Fork
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
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