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These are some lies we made up about Lockhart.
An ET has often been spotted at Beaver Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing boulders into the flow.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another planet is often observed trying to exclaim something in Florala State Park late at night.
A moderately decayed human cadaver can repeatedly be seen staring at the water by David Cravey Lake Dam on a dark night.
A female ablaze, hauling a gasoline bottle may be noticed very frequently up on Britton Hill shining a flash light. If you listen to the residents, this spirit may be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Lockhart some decades ago.
The ghost of a grower dressed in a worn hat has every so often been made out searching through trash container on a Lockhart street. Loads of residents assert this ghost might be a renowned yesteryear resident of Lockhart.
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Ghost Sightings From Lockhart
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Ghost Sightings From Lockhart
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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