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These are some lies we made up about Lineville.
A man's body having the head of a sheep may be noticed over and over again dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Bee Branch before dawn.
A centaur is every so often witnessed downing soda pop at Center Hill Dam at night.
A very large badger can from time to time be noticed in the early morning hours scrutinizing Cauley Gap in detail.
An ET has often been noticed reading a newspaper on the water's edge of Clay County Lake.
The alien crew member of a UFO is regularly seen trying to find someone up on the highest spot of Flat Rock.
A massive snake has allegedly been seen on a few occasions marching through a Lineville area cemetery.
A massive guinea pig may repeatedly be noticed screaming in the middle of a desolate road near Lineville on a dark night.
A feminine form can be made out very frequently looking in Cheaha State Park quite near the ranger station.
A space man from Saturn has from time to time
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been distinguished spending time in a deserted home in Lineville.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is occasionally perceived riding on a Harley on a dark road next to Lineville.
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Ghost Sightings From Lineville
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Ghost Sightings From Lineville
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
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