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The ghost of a young-looking gentleman having on a confederate uniform may every so often be perceived at Ben Spear Dam in the early morning hours taking in the vista. It has been asserted that this specific ghost might be a celebrated yesteryear dweller of Letohatchee.
William Shakespeare was distinguished calling out people's names by Ballards Creek.
A huge donkey was witnessed rummaging around in a fridge in the kitchen of a Letohatchee apartment late at night.
An martian vacationer from another solar system showed up looking at the sight from the apex of Barganier Hill late at night.
The ghost of a chained up gentleman was noticed looking at folks in a Letohatchee home through a peephole. The ghost didn't care that there was somebody else near. If you listen to the people who live here, this spirit is in all probability the stressed spirit of a local resident who used to live here in Letohatchee.
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Ghost Sightings From Letohatchee
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As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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