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These are some lies we made up about Leesburg.
An ET from another planet can be distinguished time and again hiding a dead body by a large boulder in Leesburg Park before dawn.
An alien has every now and then been noticed in a rubber raft on Weiss Lake flashing a lamp.
The ghost of a teenage girl has supposedly been seen on many instances by Weiss Dam very late at night looking at the water. If you listen to what the folks who live here declare, this ghost is the undeceased soul of an old Leesburg local resident.
A gargantuan puppy may once in a while be perceived down beside Bristow Spring in the early morning hours before sunrise scaring people.
A very large kitten has frequently been perceived in Ballplay Creek repositioning orbs about.
A figure with a skeleton face sporting dark robes is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances shouting names of people at the water at Anderson Cove. No matter what people verbalize, it unquestionably is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A lady having a machete in her head may be distinguished very frequently standing by a secluded road outside Leesburg.
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Ghost Sightings From Leesburg
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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