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These are some lies we made up about Lanett.
A black cockroach that shifted shape into a female was spotted smoking a cigar beside a deserted road close to Lanett late in the night. The ghost was ingested by the thin air after being distinguished.
A big scary dragon was perceived staring at the water by Darden Dam at midnight.
The ghost of a young-looking lady outfitted as a house keeper became visible trying to locate someone by Barrow Creek. When perceived the ghost approached the bystander who then ran off. One of the locals firmly argues that this spirit loves scaring unwise people who come trying to locate spirits in Lanett.
A massive bull was noticed throwing boulders into Hill Lake at the stroke of midnight.
An extraterrestrial from deep space was noticed hanging out in an empty house in Lanett.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy is often noticed in Burnt Village Park at night burying a body by a sizeable boulder.
A space alien is rumored to have been seen on numerous
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instances standing by a secluded road in the vicinity of Lanett.
An extremely large guanaco may often be distinguished terrifying folks by Great Bend.
A dinosaur may be perceived over and over again by Crow Hop shifting orbs around.
A gigantic wolverine has occasionally been spotted in a house in Lanett.
An martian voyager
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from deep space is every now and then witnessed staring at the panorama from the top of The Mountain at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from another world has purportedly been perceived on a few occasions in a Lanett home.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship can sometimes be distinguished walking by a secluded road right next door to Lanett.
An martian vacationer from another world is repeatedly noticed in Chewacla State Park by the park headquarters carving a nook.
An alien from planet Saturn is rumored to have been noticed on a few occasions becoming visible in a closet mirror.
The ghost of a coal-miner can repeatedly be seen taking a rest on a stool in a mobile home in the vicinity of Lanett.
The Ugly Duckling has every now and then been perceived before sunrise pursuing a passing Toyota on a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Lanett.
A female with a half see-through body has been said to have been made out on a handful of occasions in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver setting
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eyes on the ghost in his rear view mirror at midnight. Several of the people who live in this town declare this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Lanett in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Lanett
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Ghost Sightings From Lanett
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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